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Life in the fast bike lane
A week ago or so I was bemoaning the loss of a bike lane – an 18-inch strip of pavement that made commuting by bike feel a little safer. Well, it seems I’ve been asleep at the switch. In truth, I’m not allowed anywhere near the switch, but I must have been sleeping ’cause I missed the fact that a number of GTA regions are currently conducting “Pedestrian and Cycling Master Plan” studies. As part of this process, the Town of Markham has added 100 Km of urban bike/pedestrian trails over the past year and has plans to connect most schools, libraries and community centres. More power to them. This contrasts with the City of Toronto’s grand plan to add 1000 Km of new bike lanes and trails. With a budget of over 2.5 million dollars, the city managed to add one — yes “1″ — kilometre of new bike path over the past year. Perhaps Toronto City officials are spending too much on the three “C”s: Conferences, Computers and Catering?
In spite of my previous gripes, things may soon get better for cyclists north of Toronto. York Region, is apparently coming to the conclusion that it is not healthy to cede absolute control of the landscape to roads and automobiles. Development in this region has proceeded so quickly that there are areas where walking (never mind cycling) is all but impossible. The Region has now taken a baby step to fix this problem by unveiling its own Pedestrian and Cycling Master Plan Study. This was introduced to the public at the end of May, but it is still early days, so it is possible to get involved. If you happen to live here or have cycled the Region’s glacier-made, rolling countryside, then you can provide direct feedback through an online survey.
It’s too easy to be cynical about efforts such as these — especially when you live in a region where the developer has reigned supreme for so many decades. But an expanded network of bike lanes and bike/pedestrian paths is just too important for this region to allow for cynicism. In any case, there are a few reasons to remain optimistic. Cyclists are known to be unusually stubborn and persistent and they rarely give up. Consider the number of Canadians and Americans who cycle coast to coast each year. Or consider the recent attempt to break the world cycling speed record in Casa Grande, Arizona. The recumbent bicycle is the preferred human-powered vehicle for these races in which top spinners sustain average speeds of over 80 Km/hour. The world record-holder, Sam Whittingham, is Canadian from British Columbia and the proprietor of Naked Bicycles, “a custom bicycle and accessory fabrication company based on Quadra Island, B.C.” Are you lobbying for an expanded network of bike lanes, Sam?
Behind closed doors with Condoleeza Rice and Sergey Lavrov
Hmmm. Plug the blue cable into the mixer — that’s microphone 1, right? Or is it the black cable? Blue or black. Black or blue? I have no idea — let’s go with the black one. Oops! Maybe that’s what happened. Or maybe the Russians wanted the exchange to be leaked. Either way, Condoleeza and Sergey got to share a frank in camera conversation today because a private audio feed was somehow plugged into CNN’s mixing board. CNN has been airing snippets of the pair’s faltering attempts to concoct a common response to the recent assassination of four Russian diplomats in Iraq. Given the amount of surveillance activity that is now routinely conducted as part of the “war on terror”, it’s a tad ironic that these two were spied upon in such a public fashion. During the exchange Rice referred to the Iraqi people as “hapless” victims of the insurgency. I guess Condee proves that we’re are all hapless at least some of the time.
91 Top Blogging Tips: I blog therefore you…
If you are a regular reader of The PenOpticon, you already know this blog is well on its way to becoming one of the most widely read and highly respected blogs on the net. Don’t be fooled by the lack of comments and trackbacks — the kinds of readers who frequent this site are too prominently placed in society — we’re talking, senators, judges, prime ministers and at least one respected ornithologist. These people can’t post comments with real names and emails and even posting anonymously would give ‘em away. And yet, in spite of the long-winded diatribes, the lengthy delays between posts and the lack of a clear and obvious focus, these readers return to the PenOpticon day after day after day. Now, I can’t prove these readers exist — or that you do for that matter — but if we can agree, for the moment at least, that you do exist, that still leaves one burning question: how did I get you here? That one is easy. First I studied the following 90 amazing tips for successful blogging. Then with rigourous discipline and care, I ignored each and every one of them. And that leaves only the 91st tip, which comes to you filtered through the blogosphere via Descartes and Offred:
I blog, therefore you are!
I hope you enjoy the previous 90 tips:
- 13 Steps to Successful Blogging
The 13-step program is by Yaro Starak, an EzineArticles.com “Expert Author”. - 7 Tips for Successful Blogging by Michele Schermerhorn
These tips come from Michele Schermerhorn, a self-described “Corporate Freedom Fighter” who wants to liberate cubicle prisoners so they can experience their own successful online business. - Top 10 Tips for Blogging
This Top 10 list comes from Sharon Housley, a marketing manager with FeedForAll. - 40 Tips from Dehumanizer.Com
This huge list of tips comes from Pedro Timóteo, a 31-year old network/systems administrator from Portugal. - 10 Tips for Attracting More Comments
These come from Chris Garrett, a UK-based former marketing consultant who now works for Performancing.Com - Blogging For Beginners And 10 Blog Traffic Tips
Yaro Starak “literally put together a 1500 word collection of blog traffic tips in an hour demonstrating that my brain is really full of Blog Traffic content ready to be poured out”.